Bumped into Toyboy who outlined his latest tale of woe in his failed Casanova conquest...
Him: It's all your Fault!!
Me: Uh...Why?
Him: Because...You made me Forget How To Be A SLEAZE!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!...I should have...[this part I choose to censor LOL] her.
Me: Don't blame me for your Ineptitude with Women!
Him: I'm Not! I'm just trying to make you mad.
Me: *roll eyes*
BOYS.
* the failed Casanova Conquest had that typical young girl dilemma- the chick had to choose between two guys- so Toyboy (un)fortunately lost out but the chick even had the nerve to let him down with: "Hey, stick around...I might still need you as a rebound!" unbelievable! he should be grateful for friends like me :P
** FURTHER NOTE: he labelled himself Toyboy...the label just stuck...therefore, no further insinuations should be made.
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