Showing posts with label toyboy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toyboy. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Toyboy's Cure To End Racism...

Lately Toyboy has gotten bitten with the big case of "clucky" lol. So he's been trying to sell the whole inter-racial marriage thing cos he wants Eurasian kids cos a) they are HOT and b) they are SMART (he has two good points there but first he needs to find someone that WANTS to be responsible for his little RATS! lol)

So anyway, lol, anyway lately has has been advocating inter-racial marriages since he believes that it is THE cure to end racism...the logic being that the less "pure breeds" that exist will bring an end to racism if everyone becomes a mixed breed...

I don't know if this is such a bad idea...even as recently as Friday when my mate came from overseas to visit he did cop quite a bit of "white australia" flack from a local...it's so weird it's almost like there was racism before I was born when Australia was known as "White Australia" with their immigrant unfriendly policies...then as a child I didn't experience it and all my friends were white locals...then in the last few years racism has well and truly had a rebirth in Australia as the sore losers take it out on the successful and wealthy migrants here.

But anyway I digress, what I really wanted to say was THANKS HO, I GOT YOUR CARD- it was a winner!!! And yes the wait must have been agonizing but it arrived too late- need to improve for next year, lol...you forget USPost sucks!!!

Oh and this was the fancy pavlova with strawberries and mango we had Friday...



it was a very good round of beaching and eating all day- my favourite!!! ^^


Oh, and a secret lookout we found halfway up a windy cliff road...


Oh and a final WISH...can the bloody mosquitoes stop EATING me!!! arghhhhh

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Anybody want a Toyboy?

Lol T.B sent me a msg asking me to come out ending with "I'm more good looking and romantic than ever..." - which left me cracking up...and also kinda felt sorry for him... his only female exposure being old hags who live near by *lol ;) Cos he works such crappy hours it's not like he can even meet any nice girls in real life. So if any nice cute girls 18-23 happen to drop by...;)

In all honesty he's not a bad investment...the guy can COOK, cleans better than me, is a qualified masseur(niiiice!), tcm therapist....and an obnoxious huggy touchy feely photogenic LEO with venus in Cancer who loves dancing...if that sounds like your boy...well give us a yell! hehe ;)

Back to bed for me...it's like 3.5 hour stints bed 1 hour awake in a cycle...it's been like this for most of the last 10 days :p

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Conversation with Toyboy

Hehe, exam time you tend to bump into ppl cause everyone actually turns up! In any case a familiar face is always nice in this big, wide vacuous city...

Bumped into Toyboy who outlined his latest tale of woe in his failed Casanova conquest...

Him: It's all your Fault!!

Me: Uh...Why?

Him: Because...You made me Forget How To Be A SLEAZE!!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!...I should have...[this part I choose to censor LOL] her.

Me: Don't blame me for your Ineptitude with Women!

Him: I'm Not! I'm just trying to make you mad.

Me: *roll eyes*

BOYS.

* the failed Casanova Conquest had that typical young girl dilemma- the chick had to choose between two guys- so Toyboy (un)fortunately lost out but the chick even had the nerve to let him down with: "Hey, stick around...I might still need you as a rebound!" unbelievable! he should be grateful for friends like me :P

** FURTHER NOTE: he labelled himself Toyboy...the label just stuck...therefore, no further insinuations should be made.