Monday, September 6, 2010

Men, Women are not LIVESTOCK!

: -P

When women complain to me what is wrong with men in this country…this is the first thing that comes to mind which I think is particular to laddish brutish cultures like ours…that men treat women like LIVESTOCK.

As soon as I laid my mat and sat down…Between the persistent harassment of seagulls stalking me over food and men like that described above at the beach today I found myself truly pissed off and irritated, since for me the reason I go to the beach in the first place is for quiet and peaceful Me rest& recuperation time!

So anyway, I don’t know where MEN get off thinking they’re gonna get lucky by yelling at women like they’re some kind of livestock. As if any woman with any SELF-RESPECT Is gonna dignify THAT with any kind of RESPONSE …bar….PISS OFF!!!

Now I realize another reason why I so often like to present like a complete dero-bar comfort, lazy practicality and subversion of female objectification, it’s REALLY quite Protective!!!

As a typical INTJ, my mind immediately started conjuring up solutions in my imagination…I like the solution that came to mind...

“I will invest in a SLINGSHOT!” Dual purpose! For Birds and Boys. If it so “happens” to hit a boy, I will say “Oops, I was trying to hit those pesky seagulls…I’m a bad shot, sorry.” ;)

But then I guess some animal activist out of nowhere will appear and give me grief about it…lol, where is my remote and desolate island paradise when I need one?!!!

8 comments:

HappyOrganist said...

oh passive aggressive. the best way to go ^^

RandomBoy said...

To a zoologist, human beings are tailless apes with very large brains.

zhen said...

yup!^^

You'd be the same HO...oh wait you'd call out "GET LOST PUNKS!" haha but that's only cos you have the safety of C around in case that happens to piss someone off...

Zx, that perspective sounds very familiar- I guess that makes me a zoologist? haha! That reminds me...go check out the movie COLD SOULS(a bit like Being John Malkovich)...I think you will find it amusing :)

Evil Shannanigans said...

I like birds but slingshot the boys all you want...I'll even help

zhen said...

Shan I reckon we would have had so much fun growing up together...after we verified the other was not just another "barbie playing girl", lol

Derek said...

this is discussed a lot online, and my thinking it has more to do with the types of men women choose to date. They are always after the exciting bad boy types, while any guy who really treats them nicely gets the friend treatment. In essence women sabotage themselves because they are biologically driven to mate with the alpha. Nice guys are boring, and alphas treat women like livestock. So it's a choice women have made.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message943034/pg1

zhen said...

haha D so funny someone like you getting on your soapbox about...SOMETHING! LOL, it's fun and BOY do I need the entertainment right now :P

Evil Shannanigans said...

Agreed Z. We could have built some amazing forts.