Broad-Sweeping Statements

Sometimes, I find myself a fan of Broad-Sweeping Statements...

e.g

the other day I bought ALL the rice out of our food co-op...I apologised with:

Sorry, I can't help it! I'm Asian. I NEED my Rice!!!

The other broad-sweeping statement for the week was (to a friend)...

How can you NOT like Vegemite?!! You're SO Not An Aussie!